Note the extremely long run-on sentence. Grammar obviously hates her. Also, she is referring to her mother when she says "she" in this passage. While I had awoke early after my innocent night of New Moon and pie, to start my day early to get important things done and got her coffee she stole the bread that was mine from my Grandmother's and could ( Read more... )

So my friend's roommate is a little nutty and we decided to look through her shit. This is what we stumbled upon - five packs of Oreos, a lot of Twilight memorabilia and a journal. It's a little boring at parts, so let me high-light the interesting bits. In order to protect the rights and such of the people in this journal, I have changed their ( Read more... )